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PostAuthor: Shamsher » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:22 am



An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat.

He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.

As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, can you dance?"

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No son, I don't dance.... never really wanted to."

A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now!" and started shooting at the old man's feet.

The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.

Everybody standing around was laughing.

When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled 12 gauge shotgun and cocked both hammers.

The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately.

The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.

The silence was deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin 12 gauge barrels.

The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said;

"Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ass ?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir... but...but I've always wanted to."


There are a few lessons for all of us here:

*Don't be arrogant.
*Don't waste ammunition.
*Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
*Always make sure you know who is in control.
*And finally, don't screw around with old folks; they didn't
get old by being stupid.
TGG, wERoCk!!!! ......hunters, fishermen and other liars gather here!
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Re: Gunslinger

PostAuthor: vishosingh » Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:18 am

:hysterical:
:twisted: You can get more with a nice word and a gun , than you can with just a nice word.:twisted:
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Re: Gunslinger

PostAuthor: raju2805 » Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:06 pm

:hysterical: :hysterical:
YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE SOMETIME
BUT YOU CAN"T FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL TIME.....
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Re: Gunslinger

PostAuthor: Nirav » Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:27 pm

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
I may be walking slowly, But I never walk backwards.
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Re: Gunslinger

PostAuthor: the hunter » Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:02 pm

See SS keep telling am getting old! lol dbanana
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Re: Gunslinger

PostAuthor: Jaspalsandhu » Sat Jul 28, 2012 5:38 pm

*And finally, don't screw around with old folks; they didn't
get old by being stupid.


:hysterical: SS sir do we have to read between the lines??

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Re: Gunslinger

PostAuthor: goodboy » Sun Jul 29, 2012 12:06 am

Shamsher wrote:

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat.

He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.

As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, can you dance?"

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No son, I don't dance.... never really wanted to."

A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now!" and started shooting at the old man's feet.

The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.

Everybody standing around was laughing.

When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled 12 gauge shotgun and cocked both hammers.

The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately.

The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.

The silence was deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin 12 gauge barrels.

The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said;

"Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ass ?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir... but...but I've always wanted to."



Hmm, so you have gone through all the westerns I gave you. The story is a cocktail from three movies - Pale rider, Joe Kid, Unforgiven (All - Clint Eastwood)
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Re: Gunslinger

PostAuthor: goodboy » Sun Jul 29, 2012 12:07 am

*Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.

:iagree:
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Re: Gunslinger

PostAuthor: Lever Action » Sun Jul 29, 2012 1:39 pm

Good one shamsher bhai :)

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Re: Gunslinger

PostAuthor: Lenny » Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:48 pm

:party-smiley:
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